Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...