Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?