The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...