How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.