Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...