A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.