A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...