A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...