The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...