Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...