Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...