Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...