Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...