Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....