What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...