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“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....