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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...