Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...