George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
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Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
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Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....