Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...