Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...