25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...