Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...