What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...