Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...