Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...