Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...