A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!