Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...