Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...