Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
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