Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...