No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...