Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...