Commanding the dumb
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The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Santa Hates Your Kid
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Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Scared sleeping
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DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...