Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...