You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...