Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!