Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Dead Wife?
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Heaven Help Us
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Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Boat
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Bad Jokes
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.