Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...