Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...