Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...