Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!