I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...