I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...