Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!