There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...