On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...