the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...