Hair Up
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Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...